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Joel McHale

"In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!"

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"In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!"

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Amber Hurdle

"The beautiful seems right by force of beauty, and the feeble wrong because of weakness."

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"Beauty runs skin deep not on superficial assumptions or criticisms of many people. Live with a beautiful mind and heart. Live with a beautiful soul."

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"Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?"

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"If beauty is relative, then any and everything when compared to the beauty of God is absolutely hideous."

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"The beauty of a face is transient, but the beauty of a loving heart is everlasting."

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Amber Hurdle

"The beauty of a face is transient, but the beauty of a heart is everlasting and magnificent."

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Amber Hurdle

"Great perils have this beauty, that they bring to light the fraternity of strangers."

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Amber Hurdle

"To find beauty, rise above conformity and find opportunities."

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Amber Hurdle

"Beauty itself is but the sensible image of the Infinite."

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Amber Hurdle

"The slow arrow of beauty. The most noble kind of beauty is that which does not carry us away suddenly, whose attacks are not violent or intoxicating (this kind easily awakens disgust), but rather the kind of beauty which infiltrates slowly, which we carry along with us almost unnoticed, and meet up with again in dreams; finally, after it has for a long time lain modestly in our heart, it takes complete possession of us, filling our eyes with tears, our hearts with longing. What do we long for when we see beauty? To be beautiful. We think much happiness must be connected with it. But that is an error."

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"If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams."
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"My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame."
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"Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor."
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"Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret."
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"It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along."
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"You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition."
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"It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is."
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"Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money."
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"I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy."
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"Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy."
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