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Joel McHale

"In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!"

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"In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!"

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Amber Hurdle

"Then, were not summer's distillation leftA liquid prisoner pent in walls of glass,Beauty's effect with beauty were bereft,Nor it nor no remembrance what it was.But flowers distilled, though they with winter meet,Leese but their show; their substance still lives sweet."

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Amber Hurdle

"Be beautiful and you are doing your part to create a more beautiful world."

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Amber Hurdle

"Silent as a flower, her face fell in dismay, aware that the ghost of lust ate and left, sensing that there was a different scent of perfume consuming the room, and that she had numbered and counted the he loves me, he loves me not of each petal, where the lifeless dust had settle."

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Amber Hurdle

"Explore the wonders of different shades of colours. It is purely lovely."

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Amber Hurdle

"Your love for beauty has been perverted, repressed and savaged by hateful and controlling elements in the world."

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Amber Hurdle

"What is your substance, whereof are you made,That millions of strange shadows on you tend?Since everyone hath every one, one shade,And you, but one, can every shadow lend.Describe Adonis, and the counterfeitIs poorly imitated after you.On Helen's cheek all art of beauty set,And you in Grecian tires are painted new.Speak of the spring and foison of the year;The one doth shadow of your beauty show,The other as your bounty doth appear,And you in every blessA d shape we know.In all external grace you have some part,But you like none, none you, for constant heart."

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Amber Hurdle

"Age cannot wither her nor custom stale Her infinite variety."

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Amber Hurdle

"If you look at old pictures, Irene Casey is so pretty. Not just young, but pretty the way you look when your face goes smooth, the skin around your eyes and lips relaxed, the pretty you only look when you love the person taking the picture."

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Amber Hurdle

"Beneath your burdensome regrets and who you think you are through the lens of past mistakes, there is someone beautiful who wants to emerge."

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Amber Hurdle

"World will be a beautiful place only with beautiful minds!"

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"My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame."
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"Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor."
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"Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret."
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"It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along."
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"Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy."
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"If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams."
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"It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is."
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