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"What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it."
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"I always see things that I can improve. But frankly with Stripes, I'm surprised at how effective it is, even today, and how vibrant that movie is and how juicy the performances all are."
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"Never let yesterday use up too much of today."
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"Eddie Jordan found me all the drives. If I am with Tyrrell today, it is because Eddie was there."
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"A woman today is good, or she is bad, according to the way she does a thing - and not because of the thing itself."
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"Ventriloquism today is in a slump."
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"They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies."
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"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for."
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"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."
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"I'm here today because I hated everything else."
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"Tomorrow has not invited you yet, so LIVE for today! Tomorrow is near, yet so far away. Choose this day to smile, laugh, love unconditionally, and be happy within."
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"I try to be known more for my work than for anything else."
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"What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money."
Father

"For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view."
Loneliness

"I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last."
Answers

"You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing."
Love

"Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh."
Winning

"I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers."
Marriage

"When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars."
Time

"I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point."
Brother

"I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns."
Time
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