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"I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid."
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"When you take action-think.When you fail-think.When you are in doubt-think.When you have lost your way-think.You are nothing but your thoughts."
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"Wherever your thoughts and beliefs can take you, you can go there."
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"Give thy thoughts no tongue."
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"Each "way of thinking" has its own shape and color, which wax and wane like the moon."
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"How can the thoughts be stopped? Tell the thoughts, 'You take care of your own issues; I am not on your side.' That way you will sit on God's side."
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"Of course, in our train of thought, we would all like to think we're on the right track, or at least the same railroad company as the right track."
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"The moment comes when a character does or says something you hadn't thought about. At that moment he's alive and you leave it to him."
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"A man's face as a rule says more, and more interesting things, than his mouth, for it is a compendium of everything his mouth will ever say, in that it is the monogram of all this man's thoughts and aspirations."
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"Doubt isn't original."
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"Thought is the parent of the deed."
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"I just want to do cool stuff."
Want
"Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show."
Feelings
"Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously."
Funny
"I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one."
Friendship
"The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom."
Freedom
"Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day."
Actor
"It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus."
Day
"I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards."
Company
"Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil."
Oil
"People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is."
People
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