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"You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!"
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"Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses."
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"The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all."
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"There is so much that can be done, you see, the assembly is about improving our democracy."
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"Democracy and socialism are means to an end, not the end itself."
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"Our nations (India and USA) may have been shaped by differing histories, cultures, and faiths. Yet, our belief in democracy for our nations and liberty for our countrymen is common. The idea that all citizens are created equal is a central pillar of the American constitution. Our founding fathers too shared the same belief and sought individual liberty for every citizen of India."
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"If we are to keep our democracy, there must be one commandment: "Thou shalt not ration justice.""
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"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?"
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"I pray that this council, which will probably be too late to save Iraq, will do what it can, which will be immeasurably strong in what it does in trying to save our democracy."
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"Many Democrats have a pre-9/11 worldview."
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"What we say is that democracy means that you have the right to vote without intimidation and undue burdens. But if you stand in line for six hours, technically, today there is no document, no standard, no law that says that that's wrong."
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"People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television."
People
"I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny."
Fun
"We're just moving along as quick as possible."
Progress
"You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!"
Democracy
"I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person."
Television
"Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business."
Business
"Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it."
Humor
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
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"I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die."
Persistence
"You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble."
Trouble
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