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"I have read the bible, seen its errors and perfections, but the bits of lie contained therein has contaminated the truth."
"Christians are the hope of any country."
"Any bridge you refuse to burn gives Satan an invitation and re-entry point into your life."
"A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
"One cannot help feeling that some alternative occupation-lettuce farming, say-would offer somewhat less of a risk of being put to death by installments. Why do you persist in it?Goldeneyes Dactylos shrugged."I'm good at it, he said."
"It's all about balance, do you see? Balance is the trick. Keep the balance and - " she stopped. "You've ridden on a seesaw? One end goes up, one end goes down. But the bit in the middle, that stays where it is. Upness and downness go right through it. Don't matter how high or low the ends go, it keeps the balance." She sniffed. "Magic is mostly movin' stuff around."
"Sometimes thinking is like talking to another person, but that person is also you."
"Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life."
"A witch relied too much on words ever to go back on them."
"The Fool held his breath. On long nights on the hard flagstones he had dreamed of women like her. Although, if he really thought about it, not much like her; they were better endowed around the chest, their noses weren't so red and pointed, and their hair tended to flow more. But the Fool's libido was bright enough to tell the difference between the impossible and the conceivably attainable, and hurriedly cut in some filter circuits."
"But but you can't treat religion as a sort of buffet, can you? I mean, you can't say yes please, I'll have some of the Celestial Paradise and a helping of the Divine Plan but go easy on the kneeling and none of the Prohibition of Images, they give me wind. Its table d hA te or nothing, otherwise well, it would be silly."
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