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"Oh there are lots of doctors and medical professionals out there who buy my devices at whole sale price."
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"So if I die, somebody else from the corporation will take over the business."
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"Well, if you don't want your relatives and friends to die, help me spread the news. Let people know about immortality device. That way, your loved ones won't die."
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"When I was in Taiwan, I was taught in school that Taiwan is part of China."
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"Then you must look for a new body. That's what we call reincarnation."
Body
"As the inventor of the Immortality Device, I basically just tell people what I honestly think."
People
"I think even if I did the research mentioned above, it would be a total waste of money because if those people don't believe in the testimonials, they won't believe in the research at all. They would say that I made it all up. So why waste money?"
Money
"Testimonials are enough to convince people for now."
People
"Souls are designed to fit inside a body."
Body
"I show people how to build their own immortality device."
People
"Same with souls. They can't survive without a body for long."
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"I don't think there's any independent cartoonist whose stuff I don't like or respect in at least some way or another. We're all marginal laborers - we're practically medical oddities - so I don't see why we can't all be nice to each other."
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"The sacrifices made by veterans and their willingness to fight in defense of our nation merit our deep respect and praise - and to the best in benefits and medical care."
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"Radio interoperability is essential for our police, fire, and emergency medical service departments to communicate with each other in times of emergency."
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"A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss."
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"Charge forward with hope and get the best medical advice you can. Talk to your friends, neighbors, family, and together you attack it. We can't always control what happens to us, but we can always control how we react to it."
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"And as a nurse, I know very well the importance, for example, of electronic medical records."
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"Ensuring Americans have access to adequate medical care should be a priority for all of us."
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"I wanted to go to medical school. But, I never got a college scholarship."
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"I am very abnormal... But it wasn't very long ago that I wasn't so abnormal. I was very normal and headed for a lifetime of paying medical bills as proof of my normalcy."
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"I don't believe medical discoveries are doing much to advance human life. As fast as we create ways to extend it we are inventing ways to shorten it."
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