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"In England, David and I are big fish in a small pond. But in L.A., we are tiny, tiny, tiny fish in a big pond."
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"You can't eat fish. It's 6,000 parts DDT per million all over the world, not counting radiation."
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"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
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"Wherever the fish are, that's where we go."
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"Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides."
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"I like to fish. Fishing is always a way of relaxing."
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"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin."
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"Neither fish, flesh nor good red herring."
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"I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry."
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"Interestingly, koi, when put in a fish bowl, will only grow up to three inches. When this same fish is placed in a large tank, it will grow to about nine inches long."
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"But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh."
Life
"Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own."
Life
"You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has."
Experience
"You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself."
Education
"Adolescence is just one big walking pimple."
Adolescence
"My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away."
Diet
"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head."
Giving
"It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers."
Winning
"I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry."
Fish
"I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me."
Mother
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