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"Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!"
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"Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!"
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"After the advent of the written word, the masses who could not - or were not permitted to - read, were given sermons by the few who could."
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"They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day."
Day

"I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again."
Audience

"There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource."
Idea

"It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether."
Love

"I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show."
People

"Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!"
Sermons

"If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it."
Money

"There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out."
Being

"I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia."
Drama

"I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough."
Birthday
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