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"Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!"
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"With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle."
Audience
"I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one."
Respect
"I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia."
Drama
"Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!"
Sermons
"My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with."
Family
"You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear."
Fear
"It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether."
Love
"We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves."
Emotional
"There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out."
Being
"When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that."
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"Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!"
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"After the advent of the written word, the masses who could not - or were not permitted to - read, were given sermons by the few who could."
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