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"Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?"
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"Daddy is trying really fugging hard to think of a not-terrifying reason why you'd wake Daddy up in the middle of the night to ask that fugging question. But no. No. Daddy does not have a match or a lighter."

"The difference between a 'man' and a 'father' is that the former shares his genes, but latter gives his life."
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"Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?"

"Kitten, you still haven't told her? Blimey, whatare you waiting for?'The Second Coming of Christ! I snapped."

"Bones didn't share any of my qualms about suddenly holding an arm that wasn't attached to a body anymore. He just grabbed the ghoul by his other arm and began thumping him over the head with the loose limb. I'd heard Bones threaten to beat someone with their own limb before, but I'd always assumed that was a figure of speech. Apparently not."

"He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself, Bones added. 'Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of 'how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck' to make me want to stake myself."

"Winston Gallagher!' I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. 'Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again'. 'This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--' 'Bones don't!' I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side."

"He f**ks even better than he looks, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn't care; I was pissed. 'And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don't you worry."

"Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!"
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