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"At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated."
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"If the universe is anything, it should be fun."
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Personal Development
"It's fun leading this offense. I don't think we've hit our peak."
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"It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son."
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"No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was."
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"I beg. I call. I badger. I cajole. Part of the secret is everyone has fun and that's really motivating."
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"The imaginary world has always been the most fun place for me to be."
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun."
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"For me, though, the fun is over when I get the job."
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"The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things."
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"Part of me wanted something bloody and really fun."
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"Does Uncle Bob have anything?""I heard he has an STD.""I mean on the women.""Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs."
Humor
"Amber was busy flirting with a rookie named Dead Meat if he didn't stop flirting back. She was eleven, for heaven's sake! Of course, he may have just been humoring her. And it was a little cute. In a gross, Chester-the-molester kind of way."
Social
"If you can master the opening, you will be leaps and bounds ahead of the competition."
Success
"I'm currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless."
Life
"Don't let writers block push you around. Figure out what the problem is,whether it's with the ms or it's in your personal life, and face it head on. Don't stop writing. Just try really hard to work through it."
Creativity
"The key to high concept is that fresh twist. Make it a big one. Wow your reader. Force her to gasp when she comes to that part in your story."
Art
"You hit me again," I said, growing oddly annoyed."Ya think?" Evil Riggs said. Smart-ass."Part of my brain hurts. I demand to know what that part of my brain is called and what its job is."
Science
"I am a huge believer in revelations and fun twists."
Creativity
"Keep Reading.Keep Writing.Keep Pushing yourself!And never stop learning!We writerly types have to stick together mostly because everybody else thinks we're "weird"."
Art
"You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords.""Only for you."
Life
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