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"There is nothing like race, is there?"
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"The Afro-American is not a bestial race."
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"Growing up I sometimes imagined that for Christ's return perhaps He would appear as 'Black Jesus' to white people and 'White Jesus' to black people just to screw with the racists."
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"In the biological sense, race does not exist."
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"The thing about it is, all those races we lost, we won this race together. We won it as a team."
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"I didn't miss the rat race, but I kinda missed the rats."
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"I concentrate on preparing to swim my race and let the other swimmers think about me, not me about them."
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"It's hard for the donkeys to win the race if they're going to carry the elephants on their backs."
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"I'm supposed to relax and concentrate on the image of myself out there skating my race."
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"A 'white' kid that asks too many questions is called 'curious.' A 'black' kid that asks too many questions is called 'forward.'"
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"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."
College
"A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
People
"During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk."
Men
"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race."
Race
"Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you."
Men
"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."
Failure
"I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is."
Faces
"A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done."
People
"The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion."
Religion
"Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners."
Act
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