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"My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock."
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"I've had so many interviews where the last question is, Are you gay? I had to find very creative ways to say that I was gay, but that I wasn't going to talk about it."

"Part of me looks at the gay movement now and worries that we're losing our individuality."

"The big gay clubs like Heaven started having mixed nights in the late '80s."

"I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not."

"And I used to go the punk clubs such as a gay club in Poland Street that everyone would go to because it was the only place you could go to looking like that without getting beaten senseless."

"Many a dangerous temptation comes to us in gay, fine colours, that are but skin-deep."
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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."

"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."

"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
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