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"My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock."
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"I don't think any gay dude is gangsta, period."
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"Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me."
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"And I used to go the punk clubs such as a gay club in Poland Street that everyone would go to because it was the only place you could go to looking like that without getting beaten senseless."
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"An operetta is simply a small and gay opera."
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"In the 1980s, there weren't a lot of role models for gay teenagers."
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"Many a dangerous temptation comes to us in gay, fine colours, that are but skin-deep."
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"Lately, I've been a little sad that I'm not a gay man."
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"I like to think that if I were gay I would be out. Rupert Everett-style."
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"Says he, 'I am a handsome man, but I'm a gay deceiver'."
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"It was a pleasure to be a gay eyesore."
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"Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about."
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"With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."
Birthday
"My mother had morning sickness after I was born."
Mother
"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."
Wife
"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
Kids
"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
Wife
"I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."
Family
"Life is just a bowl of pits."
Life
"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
Wife
"I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
Luck
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