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"A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you."
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"Better be alone than in bad company."
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"The most peaceable way for you, if you do take a thief, is, to let him show himself what he is and steal out of your company."
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"A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you."
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"We've played producers almost our entire lives in everything else we've created. But when working on a feature and even dealing with something like Warner Bros. or another production company, or other details that you can worry about - we definitely learned a lot."
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"Do not let any record company disturb your creative flow. You are not writing for the record company. You're writing for the public."
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"I'm a partner in a company called Helicopter Services and Instruction out of New Jersey."
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"Man loves company - even if it is only that of a small burning candle."
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"We didn't have our online service developed. We had never shipped a console game before as a company. So we were developing a lot of new competencies as a company and assembling a new team."
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"Bananarama were written off from day one. Nobody believed in us but us. We kept having hits despite the record company, despite the press."
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"I already have a production company called J Squared and we're working on two projects."
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"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
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"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."
Government

"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
Day

"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail."
Politics

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
Funny

"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
People

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
Ignorance

"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
People

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
Government

"I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one."
War
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