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"Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, 'but don't insult me poor bleedin' country."
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"Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated."
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"Who is an elected government in a constitutional democracy to decide it will not tolerate dissent."
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"We all know what Parliament is, and we are all ashamed of it."
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"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."
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"Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good."
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"I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes."
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"The worst government is often the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane. But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression."
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"There shall be no end to the government of God."
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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
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"Which government is the best? The one that teaches us to govern ourselves."
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"A drink a day keeps the shrink away."
Health
"Taxation: how the sheep are shorn."
Tax
"May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds."
Adventure
"Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top."
Society
"Abolition of a woman's right to abortion, when and if she wants it, amounts to compulsory maternity: a form of rape by the State."
Abortion
"The tragedy of modern war is that the young men die fighting each other - instead of their real enemies back home in the capitals."
Home
"Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination."
Imagination
"Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that guns him down."
Civilization
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
Friendship
"Grown men do not need leaders."
Man
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