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"The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it."
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"Don't matter how much money you got, there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and there's lost people."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"People will always choose more money over more sex."
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"I think the person who takes a job in order to live - that is to say, for the money - has turned himself into a slave."
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"Our money is bait money, and bait money is not to be used."
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"Nowadays nothing but money counts: a fortune brings honors, friendships; the poor man everywhere lies low."
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"Prospering just doesn't have to do with money."
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"A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart."
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"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart."
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"There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for."
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"The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it."
Money
"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"
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"I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job."
Love
"There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western."
Music
"I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."
Successful
"Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post."
Limit
"You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat."
Voice
"If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."
Poor
"There's nothing better than a good, blind referee."
Blind
"Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam."
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