top of page
"Nothing in fine print is ever good news."
Standard
Customized
More

"The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich."
Author Name
Personal Development

"News, if unreported, has no impact. It might as well have not happened at all."
Author Name
Personal Development

"I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons."
Author Name
Personal Development

"I have a piece of great and sad news to tell you: I am dead."
Author Name
Personal Development

"What is news? It's hard to quantify. Certainly news has changed completely, and the morning shows are not really designed to bring you the news, except to tell you what happened overnight, and the rest of it is a kind of magazine mentality - a little bit of this, a little bit of that. It's harder to be an educated and informed citizen."
Author Name
Personal Development

"The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap, and they know it."
Author Name
Personal Development

"To the old, the new is usually bad news."
Author Name
Personal Development

"He appeared every night, like myself, at about nine o'clock, in the office of Mr. Tyler, to learn the news brought in the night Associated Press report. He knew me from the Bull Run campaign as a correspondent of the press."
Author Name
Personal Development

"There is good news in the data the strongest support for priests is to be found among the younger generation."
Author Name
Personal Development

"News is something that happens that matters to you, which is not most of what we watch on television."
Author Name
Personal Development
More

"The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men."
Business

"As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book."
Humor

"When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper."
Want

"All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law."
Man

"People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."
Truth

"The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians."
People

"I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran."
Politics

"We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones."
Emotional

"I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you."
Government

"The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread."
Government
bottom of page