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"Nothing in fine print is ever good news."
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"In that sense, when a Bush or a Gore, or whomever, goes on David Letterman, that's the news, too."
"There will always be a certain element of extremists on either side, left or right, who no mainstream news outlet is going to satisfy."
"Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane."
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"You can criticize any news staff in some ways, but the one thing that you couldn't call the Village Voice staff was a staff of stenographers, taking notes from public figures and just passing them on."
"I get most of my news from the Jon Stewart Daily Show. It's the most level commentary you can find. You have to laugh, because it's all so true. It's the closest thing to a counterculture."
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"The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account."
"I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran."
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose."
"When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper."
"The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians."
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