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"I still held fast to my determination to become a minister; it still seemed to me that that was my duty. I had pledged myself, in my prayers I had given my word to God. How could I therefore break my vow?"
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"God's most lordly gift to man is decency of mind."
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"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."
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Personal Development
"At a certain stage in his evolution, man himself had been able to lay hold upon a higher order of things, which raised him above the level of the beasts that perish, and enabled him to see, at least in the distance, the shining towers of the City of God."
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"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."
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"Feelings are like a color chart that God has given us."
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"Do you see how the god always hurls his bolts at the greatest houses and the tallest trees. For he is wont to thwart whatever is greater than the rest."
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"There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the operations of pure chance."
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"I had something called the back of the chair test. Where I sit, we don't sit like you and I do. I can see a sliver right behind them and they come out and they sit like this like god students and they don't touch the back of the chair."
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"God's colors all are fast."
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"Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?"
Health
"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."
Business
"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton."
Gay
"Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger."
Importance
"I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red."
Idea
"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."
Body
"There is no off position on the genius switch."
Genius
"President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?"
Hell
"Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed."
Time
"New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you."
Civilization
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