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"Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company."
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"The world system is employment."

"My favourite all-time work of fiction: Lord of the Rings. My favourite all-time nonfiction book: Guns, Germs, and Steel. Ask me again next week, you'll get a different answer."
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"Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays."

"Work was intended not to give a man a reason to live, but rather to give him a means to live."

"Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work."
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"Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results."

"You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me."

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."

"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."

"Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart."

"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."

"Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive."
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