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"Wake up early, do your best, practice self-care, and finish strong."

"I went down to Safeways, and I bought her a packet of best ground sirloin."

"Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?"

"The day-to-day grind of adult life brings with it a tedium that weighs heavily on our powers of attention. The same experiences, at the same time and place, day in and day out, breed a familiarity that blunts our senses."

"An average working day begins at 8 or 9 am, includes an hour for lunch, and ends at 5 or 6 pm."

"I did not wait to hear the end of my father's story, for I had been with him myself after mass when we had met M. Legrandin; instead, I went downstairs to the kitchen to ask about the menu for our dinner, which was of fresh interest to me daily, like the news in a paper, and excited me as might the programme of a coming festivity."
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"I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck."

"But Charlie could imagine, because he was a Beta Male, and imagination was his curse...."

"Rivera rubbed his temples. 'Satan told you to do it?' he said wearily.'No.''Elvis?''I told you, it's supernatural."

"She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species."

"You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it."

"I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another."

"Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate."
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