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George Carlin

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

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Akshay Vasu

"Life being full of sense and devotion to a significant goal, makes looking for my destination a significant goal."

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Akshay Vasu

"We have many goals, but only one ultimate purpose of life. That purpose is to be happy."

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Akshay Vasu

"God's will be done on earth as it is in heaven."

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Akshay Vasu

"You must become aware of the need to serve humanity with your gift."

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Akshay Vasu

"To have a mission is to find a thing that inspires you the most."

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Akshay Vasu

"Employment is a vicious cycle."

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Akshay Vasu

"Do not get a job for a living. Rather, get work."

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Akshay Vasu

"To be God's heartbeat is to be an answer to his need."

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Akshay Vasu

"Definition of money is the reward you get for solving people`s problems."

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Akshay Vasu

"The main purpose of hobby is to promote one's self-actualization."

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George Carlin
"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."

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George Carlin
"Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established."

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George Carlin
"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept."

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George Carlin
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

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George Carlin
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

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George Carlin
"I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories."

People

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George Carlin
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."

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George Carlin
"When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent."

Work

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George Carlin
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam."

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George Carlin
"Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."

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