"But I always seem to finish a book and then think, oh God, I've got to pay a tax bill, so I'd better write a novel, so I tend not to stop and learn word processing."

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"But I always seem to finish a book and then think, oh God, I've got to pay a tax bill, so I'd better write a novel, so I tend not to stop and learn word processing."

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Samuel Butler, British Poet

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"An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie."

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"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him."

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David Foster Wallace, American Writer

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"God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal."

"To know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should ever know him at all. I know not which is more childish to deny him, or define him."

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"Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God."

"The gods are watching, but idly, yawning."

"God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best."

"Reason is God's crowning gift to man."

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him."

"The reader becomes God, for all textual purposes. I see your eyes glazing over, so I'll hush."

"It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance."

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"And I would really like to be a grandmother, but only when Felix or Emily meet the right person and are ready."

"I live at home and, if I want to start work at 11 o'clock, I can."

"I love the long grass coming up to meet the willows."

"I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half."

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"Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon."

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