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"I have a role now that I think becomes me. I am a grandmother."
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Personal Development
"We have our own reasons for what's motivating us right now."
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Personal Development
"If matters go badly now, they will not always be so."
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Personal Development
"Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail our lion now will foreign foes assail."
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Personal Development
"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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Personal Development
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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Personal Development
"I think now that the great thing is not so much the formulation of an answer for myself, for the theater, or the play-but rather the most accurate possible statement of the problem."
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"I was in a queer mood, thinking myself very old: but now I am a woman again - as I always am when I write."
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Personal Development
"Ask yourself: was there anything I could have done to prevent the situation? If the answer is yes, do something now and become a better person for it."
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"The slapdash way producers used to assemble a show seems a little unbelievable when we talk about them now."
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"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."
God
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
Time
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
Psychology
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
Baby
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot."
Humor
"If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell."
Irony
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