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"I was born in Europe... and I've traveled all over the world. I can tell you that there is no place, no country, that is more compassionate, more generous, more accepting, and more welcoming than the United States of America."
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"In America you need a bodyguard to go out."
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"America is now wholly given over to a damned mob of scribbling women, and I should have no chance of success while the public taste is occupied with their trash--and should be ashamed of myself if I did succeed. What is the mystery of these innumberable editions of The Lamplighter (by Maria Susanna Cummins), and other books neither better nor worse? Worse they could not be, and better they need not be, when they sell by the hundred thousand."
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"America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there."
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"Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected."
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"England and America are two countries separated by the same language."
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"An asylum for the sane would be empty in America."
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"My junior high was dreadful. I see a lot of my fellow alumni on America's Most Wanted."
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"I have never been able to discover anything disgraceful in being a colored man. But I have often found it inconvenient - in America."
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"Who says I'm gonna marry another guy? In Europe it's not like in America, where you set a date."
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"It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty."
Men

"Wart hogs should sue for libel. It is a terrible name and they are fine fellows and devoted family men and it is rare to see one by himself; the little woman and the kiddies are usually close at hand."
Family

"America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man."
America

"You can always spot a well informed man - his views are the same as yours."
Man

"When he said we were trying to make a fool of him, I could only murmur that the Creator had beat us to it."
Fool

"Among famous traitors of history one might mention the weather."
History

"The only people who never fail are those who never try."
People
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