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P. J. O'Rourke

"One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling."

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"One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling."

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"Anyone who claims to be good at lying is obviously bad at lying. Thus - as a writer myself - I cannot comment on whether or not writers are exceptionally good liars, because whatever I said would actually mean its complete opposite."

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"A true piece of writing sets you free."

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"A writer's duty is to draw a picture that expresses more inner beauty, deeper anxiety, and more complex tragedy than a real character ever can."

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"The Book is more important than your plans for it. You have to go with what works for The Book ~ if your ideas appear hollow or forced when they are put on paper, chop them, erase them, pulverise them and start again. Don't whine when things are not going your way, because they are going the right way for The Book, which is more important. The show must go on, and so must The Book."

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"You are the writer of your life story, so don't forget to write the best one."

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"In the writing process, the more a story cooks, the better."

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"If you intend to write as truthfully as you can, your days as a member of polite society are numbered."

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"Your purpose is to make your audience see what you saw, hear what you heard, feel what you felt. Relevant detail, couched in concrete, colorful language, is the best way to recreate the incident as it happened and to picture it for the audience."

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Amber Hurdle

"That's why I write, because life never works except in retrospect. You can't control life, at least you can control your version."

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"Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I'm not even sure we can draw lessons from them."
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"In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character."
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"Never fight an inanimate object."
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