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Lois Greiman

"All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge."

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"All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge."

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"That's a funny thing: you think, when awful things happen, everything else just stops, like you would forget to pee and eat and get thirsty, but it's not really true. It's like you and your body are two separate things, like your body is betraying you, chugging on, idiotic and animal, craving water and sandwiches and bathroom breaks while your world falls apart."

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"A true survivor is someone who, after 12+ years of being schooled, remains independent in their thinking."

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"Death is easy, you just take the gun or the knife and you just start to suicede by your own or you tell to somebody who is relative to you or somebody who is a friend it doesn't matter and you give him the gun or you say to him what to do and he kills you. This is easy, we aren't born to give up, we aren't born to die let's make ways, let's make our choices, even if you are down in the misearble place and you have lost hope and everything. You mustn't give up continue, stand up say that you won't give up, make few breaths and exhalations, then go to this road and continue. That's your mission!"

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"Don't look back!" "Why not?" "Because I just did! Run faster!"

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"You can survive and strive in life."

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"When in doubt, choose to live."

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"The safest thing to do when in danger is to be too stupid to know you are in danger."

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"Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death."

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"If you don't like your teeth, keep your mouth shut."
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"Some people say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. In actuality, you have to make an incision through his skin, both dermis and epidermis, then carefully sever and separate the sternum. Only upon viewing the exposed thoracic cavity can you reach the heart--if indeed the male of the species actually possesses such an organ."
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"Today's problems are yesterday's mistakes coming back to bite you in the ass."
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