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Lois Greiman

"All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge."

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Amber Hurdle

"Oh, my sweet summer child," Old Nan said quietly, "what do you know of fear?Fear is for the winter, my little lord, when the snows fall a hundred feetdeep and the ice wind comes howling out of the north. Fear is for the longnight, when the sun hides its face for years at a time, and little childrenare born and live and die all in darkness while the direwolves grow gaunt andhungry, and the white walkers move through the woods."

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Amber Hurdle

"Books are the mirrors of the soul."

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Amber Hurdle

"The tradeoff between what you pay and what you receive may hardly make sound calculations in life situations), but survival has a cost."

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Amber Hurdle

"We need not renounce the use of conventional force. We will be ready to repel any clear and present danger that poses a genuine threat to our national security and survival."

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Amber Hurdle

"The doctor of the future will be oneself."

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Amber Hurdle

"Watch your back, little wolf, they say. Enemies arise from unexpected places."

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Amber Hurdle

"The first of 'Goose's Two Laws of Survival.' It runs thus, 'The weak are meat the strong do eat.' ... Henry grinned in the dark & cleared his throat. "The second law of survival states that there is no second law. Eat or be eaten. That's it."

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Amber Hurdle

"The key to the survival of liberty in the modern world is the embrace of multiple identities."

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Amber Hurdle

"How you feel about marrying me?' he asked in my ear."

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Amber Hurdle

"Fear is a kind of bell or gong which rings the mind into quick life and avoidance upon the approach of danger. It is the soul's signal for rallying."

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Lois Greiman
"A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system."

Health

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Lois Greiman
"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."

Aging

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Lois Greiman
"It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with."

Corruption

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Lois Greiman
"It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine."

Independence

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Lois Greiman
"You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father."

Parenting

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Lois Greiman
"A person without regrets is called a corpse."

Mortality

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Lois Greiman
"You really don't know a person until you spend some time in their panties."

Familiarity

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Lois Greiman
"Trust is important to any relationship and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked."

Trust

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Lois Greiman
"Sex is all right, but a hot fudge sundae don't never ask if the baby's really his."

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Lois Greiman
"In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose."

Harmony

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