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"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."
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"It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it."
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"Seek help from God."
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"You can't help those who don't know they need help."
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"When question ariseHelp or not to helpAlways help."
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"We had a couple of minor coups that made a big difference. We snared away from a competitor a correspondent already on the ground in Afghanistan. That was an enormous help to us, because there we were."
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"There was no last animal I treated. When young farm lads started to help me over the gate into a field or a pigpen, to make sure the old fellow wouldn't fall, I started to consider retiring."
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"'Tis not enough to help the feeble up, but to support them after."
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"All things do help the unhappy man to fall."
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"I'm just going to write because I cannot help it."
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"When it comes to poverty, there is no need to say anything. All we need to do is to help, the moment we encounter it."
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"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."
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"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
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"Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to."
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"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"
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"Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
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"Take my wife... Please!"
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"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."
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"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."
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"You look like a talent scout for a cemetery."
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