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"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."
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"Be the help you seek from others."
"Not everyone who has helped or is helping you wanted or wants to help you."
"With the best of intentions you toss me a lifeline. Failing to see how a piece of rope will do me any good, I ignore it and drown."
"In the immediate aftermath of the hurricane, I sent a letter to EPA Administrator Stephen L Johnson urging him to waive regulations to allow for the early sale of winter grade fuel to help with gasoline shortages and gasoline prices."
"If I have any message for others, it is to go for help early and not to be a resistant patient."
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"When it comes to poverty, there is no need to say anything. All we need to do is to help, the moment we encounter it."
"It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it."
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"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
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"A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months."
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