"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

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"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

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"The denial of assistance is sometimes the greatest assistance. The trick is recognizing when this is the case."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

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Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Not everyone who has helped or is helping you wanted or wants to help you."

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"Proverbs are all very fine when there's nothing to worry you, but when you're in real trouble, they're not a bit of help."

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Mehmet Murat ildan, Turkish Philosopher

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Abhijit Naskar, Indian Author

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"The denial of assistance is sometimes the greatest assistance. The trick is recognizing when this is the case."

"I always stayed fit because I'm a performer, and all of those things help me to perform."

"If you have no job, help is needed."

"With the best of intentions you toss me a lifeline. Failing to see how a piece of rope will do me any good, I ignore it and drown."

"When you desire to help, you will find a way to do it."

"Not everyone who has helped or is helping you wanted or wants to help you."

"Proverbs are all very fine when there's nothing to worry you, but when you're in real trouble, they're not a bit of help."

"When it comes to poverty, there is no need to say anything. All we need to do is to help, the moment we encounter it."

"Be the help you seek from others."

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"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."

"A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

"Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport."

"You look like a talent scout for a cemetery."

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."