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"A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect."
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"I could never hate anyone I knew."
Hate
"Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it."
Humor
"Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever."
Humor
"She unbent her mind afterwards - over a book."
Mind
"We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair."
Hair
"We gain nothing by being with such as ourselves. We encourage one another in mediocrity. I am always longing to be with men more excellent than myself."
Man
"I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is."
Religion
"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected."
Friendship
"The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct races, the men who borrow and the men who lend."
Man
"Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts."
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"It is better to have a fair intellect that is well used than a powerful one that is idle."
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"Flippancy, the most hopeless form of intellectual vice."
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"A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect."
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"Intellectualism came very late to America. That's why Americans are so proud of it. I found very few real intellectuals in America. But there are so many pseudo-intellectuals."
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"Futurism: This was a movement of intellectuals who wanted to replace tradition with the modern world of machinery, speed, violence, and public relations. It proves that we should be careful what intellectuals wish for, because we might get it."
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"Homer is the nice side of Al Bundy with the same intellect. I really like him and Al Bundy."
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"Often the hands will solve a mystery that the intellect has struggled with in vain."
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"Absurdity is the ecstasy of intellectualism."
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"No one was born a reader we learn to build the habit of reading."
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"My quest and passionate curiosity are the basis for my love for scientific adventure."
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