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"If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old."
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"I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair."

"As any old Taoist walking out of the woods can tell you, simple-minded does not necessarily mean stupid."

"The Helicon of too many poets is not a hill crowned with sunshine and visited by the Muses and the Graces, but an old, mouldering house, full of gloom and haunted by ghosts."
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"Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist."

"When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars."

"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers."

"It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry."

"When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have."

"There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it."

"If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it."
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