"If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old."

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"You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."

Gilbert K. Chesterton, English Writer

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"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"It is better to be young in your failures than old in your successes."

Flannery O'Connor, American Author

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"I was sympathetic to virtually all groups that wanted to get away from the old system."

Clarence Thomas, American Judge

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"I started skating when I was six years old."

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"There's still is a status-quo group at City Hall who likes things done the old way, behind closed doors."

Laura Miller, American Politician

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"Old soldiers never die; they just fade away."

Douglas MacArthur, American Soldier

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"You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub."

"Old and young disbelieve one another's truths."

"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."

"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything."

"It is better to be young in your failures than old in your successes."

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"There's still is a status-quo group at City Hall who likes things done the old way, behind closed doors."

"Old soldiers never die; they just fade away."

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"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers."

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"What people say behind your back is your standing in the community."

"People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't do."

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"There is nothing so well known as that we should not expect something for nothing - but we all do and call it Hope."

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