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"If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you."
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"We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out."
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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
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"Roger became a part of me, and when he went off the deep end and became a mad snake, I felt sorry for him."
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"At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's lost self."
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"Sort of like, I have to make the Japanese lyrics really deep."
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"Down below the broad, roaring waves of the sea break against the deep foundation of the rock. But high above the mountain, the sea, and the peaks of rock the eternal ornamentation blooms silently from the dark depths of the universe."
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"Deep, unspeakable suffering may well be called a baptism, a regeneration, the initiation into a new state."
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"You couldn't put me in a social group setting. I'm probably a terrible anarchist deep down."
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"If one looks at the different problems of the integral calculus which arise naturally when one wishes to go deep into the different parts of physics, it is impossible not to be struck by the analogies existing."
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"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."
Drugs

"Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show."
Class

"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."
Rights

"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."
Building

"It's all been satirized for your protection."
Protection

"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
Defence

"Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool."
Deep

"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
Bible

"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
Disease

"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
Punishment
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