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"It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world."

"It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict."

"No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show."

"If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press."

"I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways."

"The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't."

"When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny."

"Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out."
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"Trust your imagination, dreams, and hopes. Just never forget to take actions to justify your trust."

"Never be silent with persons you love and distrust," Mr. Carpenter had said once. "Silence betrays."

"It is always a difficult issue for each of us to trust one another yet we expect to be trusted by others."

"Only God is our reliable help and protection."

"I've yet to find another soul who believes in me with the same fervency as my mother."

"I know you'll do what's best for Annabeth.""How can you be sure?""Because she'd do the same for you."
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