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"Genuinity is mother of stupidity."
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"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."
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"Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry."
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"The difficulty with humourists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't whichever seems likelier to win an effect."
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"God created war so that Americans would learn geography."
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"Does your guilty past catch up so fast with your age? You've been robbing hex nuts, cap nuts, lock nuts and wing nuts. No wonder you have turned into a greedy nut."
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"Never make fun of people who are different...unless they have more money, power and influence. Then you must."
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"We're roughage," Tyger said. "If we don't cause a little intestinal distress, no one knows we're there."
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"He wondered reflectively what would happen if you asked a nun where the Gents was. Probably the Pope sent you a sharp note or something."
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"We are all brothers under the skin - and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it."
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"The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives."
Humor
"Never let your education interfere with your learning."
Advice
"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives."
Humor
"Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul."
Unity
"The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop."
Wisdom
"Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority for any town?"
Society
"The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be?--it is the same the angels breathe."
Nature
"In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language."
Humor
"Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do."
Life
"Go to bed early get up early-this is wise."
Wisdom
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