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"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."

"I am not for raising taxes on the American people in a soft economy."

"I do think you feel a little bit like you are preying on people's lives."

"Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam."

"The next release of mainline is going to have a lot of the advanced features people want, by the way."
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"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."


"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."


"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."


"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."


"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."


"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"
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