"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

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"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

Charlie Sheen, American Actor

Funny, Focus, Sheep, Sleep

"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."

Drew Carey, American Actor

Funny, Successful, Nothing

"The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh."

Joe Rogan, American Comedian

Funny, Mind, Night

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

Madeleine Stowe, American Actress

Funny, Reading

"People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life."

Mark Ruffalo, American Actor

Funny, Life, Time, People

"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."

Howard Stern, American Entertainer

Funny, Water

"Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy."

Bruce McCulloch, Canadian Actor

Funny, Comedy, Word

"On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away."

Theodore Bikel, Austrian Actor

Funny, Beginning, End, Right

"Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids."

Garry Shandling, American Comedian

Funny, Life, Kids

"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."

Joe Rogan, American Comedian

Funny, Movies, Talking

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"On the earth, satellite of a star speeding through space, living things had arisen under the influence of conditions which were part of the planet's history; and as there had been a beginning of life upon it, so, under the influence of other conditions, there would be an end: man, no more significant than other forms of life, had come not as the climax of creation but as a physical reaction to the environment."

Existence

"Often the best way to overcome desire is to satisfy it."

Temptation

"He had not even the self-complacency that enables stupid people to accept their mediocrity with unction, he had on the contrary an engaging modesty."

Modesty

"One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life with her."

Love

"Act so that every action of yours should be capable of becoming an universal rule of action for all men."

Ethics

"I do not believe that I am a vindictive man, but when the immortal gods take a hand in the matter it is pardonable to observe the results with complacency."

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"Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five."

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"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."

"The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh."

"I remember nearly having a fit of the giggles during the reading because dear Daniel was SO respectful and serious and I was finding the whole situation funny because I was speaking to his profile."

"People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life."

"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."

"Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy."

"On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away."

"Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids."

"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."

Explore more quotes by W. Somerset Maugham

"Often the best way to overcome desire is to satisfy it."

"He had not even the self-complacency that enables stupid people to accept their mediocrity with unction, he had on the contrary an engaging modesty."

"One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life with her."

"Tolerance is another word for indifference."

"It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have lost it."

"The ideal has many names and beauty is but one of them."

"Act so that every action of yours should be capable of becoming an universal rule of action for all men."

"I do not believe that I am a vindictive man, but when the immortal gods take a hand in the matter it is pardonable to observe the results with complacency."

"Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five."