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"Walking purposefully, in the knowledge that no one with their sleeves rolled up who walks purposefully with a piece of paper held conspicuously in their hand is ever challenged, he set off across the wood and canvas wonderland of Interesting and Instructive Kinematography."
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"A miracle focus culture is propagating wickedness."

"The gospel of miracle that we preach promotes death and encourages corruption."

"Fiction writers, magicians, politicians and priests are the only people rewarded for entertaining us with their lies."

"Any halfway clever devil would decorate the highway to Hell as beautiful as possible."

"When you focus on miracles you will be manipulated."

"I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort."
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"If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged."


"It's always worrying to see a journalist take a sudden interest in what you're saying, especially when you half suspect it was a load of pigeon guano."


"Then the Dean repeated the mantra that has had such a marked effect on the progress of knowledge throughout the ages."Why don't we just mix up absolutely everything and see what happens? he said.And Ridcully responded with the traditional response."It's got to be worth a try, he said."


"Doesn't this place give you the creeps? You could perhaps do something with some floral wallpaper and a fire-bomb."
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