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"I really feel like the sky is the limit with the Innocent Criminals today."
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"I want Carl Sagan to explain the sky to me."
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"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized."
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"The sky's the limit if you have a roof over your head."
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"In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky."
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"I fell from the sky. I'm a parachutist, and I missed my mark."
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"Put a bird cage near the window so that the bird can see the sky? It's much better to look than not to, even if it hurts."
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"Whenever a snowflake leaves the sky, it turns and turns to say Good-by!"
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"Today they're praising you sky high, place you on a pedestal and tomorrow they don't want to know you."
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"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."
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"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."
Man

"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control

"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car

"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
Home

"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."
America

"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."
Confession

"Never trust sheep."
Trust

"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
Chess

"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."
Love

"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
Eating
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