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"I look like Walt Disney just threw up."
Disney
"If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"
Man
"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."
President
"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
Wife
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
Home
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"Never trust sheep."
Trust
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."
Confession
"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
Mother
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"Put a bird cage near the window so that the bird can see the sky? It's much better to look than not to, even if it hurts."
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Personal Development
"The sky seemed filled with diving planes and the black bursts of exploding antiaircraft shells."
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Personal Development
"Today they're praising you sky high, place you on a pedestal and tomorrow they don't want to know you."
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Personal Development
"Whenever a snowflake leaves the sky, it turns and turns to say Good-by!"
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Personal Development
"I really feel like the sky is the limit with the Innocent Criminals today."
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Personal Development
"I want Carl Sagan to explain the sky to me."
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Personal Development
"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized."
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Personal Development
"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."
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Personal Development
"The sky's the limit if you have a roof over your head."
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Personal Development
"I fell from the sky. I'm a parachutist, and I missed my mark."
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Personal Development
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