"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."

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"Speed, it seems to me, provides the one genuinely modern pleasure."

Aldous Huxley, English Novelist

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"Joy is not a substitute for sex, sex is very often a substitute for Joy. I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for Joy."

C. S. Lewis, British Author

Pleasure, Joy, Sex, Emotion

"To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure."

Honore de Balzac, French Novelist

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"A tavern chair is the throne of human felicity."

Samuel Johnson, English Author

Pleasure, Felicity, Happiness, Human, Joy

"Buying is a profound pleasure."

Simone de Beauvoir, French Writer

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"One does not get better but different and older and that is always a pleasure."

Gertrude Stein, American Author

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"Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks."

Samuel Johnson, English Author

Pleasure, Joy, Desire, Emotion

"... I experienced, suddenly, that special pleasure, which bore no resemblance to any other..."

Marcel Proust, French Author

Pleasure, Uniqueness, Emotion, Experience

"The lecturer should give the audience full reason to believe that all his powers have been exerted for their pleasure and instruction."

Michael Faraday, English Scientist

Pleasure, Reason

"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."

Woody Allen, American Director

Pleasure, Fun, Sex, Enjoyment, Humor

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"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

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"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."

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"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."

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"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."

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"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."

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"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."

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"Speed, it seems to me, provides the one genuinely modern pleasure."

"Joy is not a substitute for sex, sex is very often a substitute for Joy. I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for Joy."

"To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure."

"A tavern chair is the throne of human felicity."

"Buying is a profound pleasure."

"One does not get better but different and older and that is always a pleasure."

"Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks."

"... I experienced, suddenly, that special pleasure, which bore no resemblance to any other..."

"The lecturer should give the audience full reason to believe that all his powers have been exerted for their pleasure and instruction."

"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."

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"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."

"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."

"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."

"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."

"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."

"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."