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"People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television."
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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."
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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."
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"I do give books as gifts sometimes, when people would rather have one than a new Ferrari."
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"If something in your writing gives support to people in their lives, that's more than just entertainment-which is what we writers all struggle to do, to touch people."
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"Perhaps being old is having lighted rooms inside your head, and people in them, acting. People you know, yet can't quite name."
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"Do you genuinely love people? Or at least make an effort to like them? Your first impressions will be made easier and more successful when you start with your heart."
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"People do not understand what a great revenue economy is."
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"People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown."
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"You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!"
Democracy
"The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it."
Money
"I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!"
Business
"I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person."
Television
"We're just moving along as quick as possible."
Progress
"Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business."
Business
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
Theory
"You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble."
Trouble
"The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is."
People
"I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny."
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