"There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon."

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"There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon."

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"I am turned into a sort of machine for observing facts and grinding out conclusions."

Charles Darwin, English Scientist

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"I don't think President Bush is doing anything at all about Aids. In fact, I'm not sure he even knows how to spell Aids."

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Peter Brimelow, British Journalist

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Charles Darwin, English Scientist

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"I was like any new bride, who said, 'I'm going to cook for my man.' In fact, once I started a small kitchen fire in a pan. Smoke was pouring from the pan, and I got really scared. Right next to our stove is a small fire extinguisher. You know, easy access."

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"I'm proud of the fact that I'm the only player to hit a ball completely out of Dodger Stadium."

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"There is nothing I can do about this stuff and I am pretty well ok with the fact that I think Sundance is not going to be stopped by it, because he Festival is itself now, and doesn't need me out there to talk about it like I did years ago."

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"I am turned into a sort of machine for observing facts and grinding out conclusions."

"Attitudes are more important than facts."

"The fact that Eddie Vedder likes to play 3 hour plus shows a night, I have to be ready for that."

"In fact, Tibet is one of the most popular European tourist attraction of asia."

"I don't think President Bush is doing anything at all about Aids. In fact, I'm not sure he even knows how to spell Aids."

"I think the Republicans are subverted by the fact that so many of their leaders send their kids to private schools, they don't really have the stomach for the fight."

"My mind seems to have become a kind of machine for grinding general laws out of large collections of facts."

"I was like any new bride, who said, 'I'm going to cook for my man.' In fact, once I started a small kitchen fire in a pan. Smoke was pouring from the pan, and I got really scared. Right next to our stove is a small fire extinguisher. You know, easy access."

"I'm proud of the fact that I'm the only player to hit a ball completely out of Dodger Stadium."

"There is nothing I can do about this stuff and I am pretty well ok with the fact that I think Sundance is not going to be stopped by it, because he Festival is itself now, and doesn't need me out there to talk about it like I did years ago."

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"All religions must be made child-proof. Our teachers' unions have done good work in this field, K through 12. Delaying first communions and bar mitzvahs until age 21 would be another positive step."

"Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us."

"There are plenty of problems in the world, and doubtless climate change - or whatever the currently voguish phrase for it all is - certainly is one of them. But it's low on my list."

"Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope."

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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."

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