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Victor Borge

"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."

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"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."

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"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
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"I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year."
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"When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance."
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Victor Borge
"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
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"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."
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"If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward."
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"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
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"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it."
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"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
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Victor Borge
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."

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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"

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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

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"I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment."

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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."

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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

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"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."

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