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"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
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"I did it,... I talked to Stephen King in a dream... not once but twice in two dreams. - As far from here I can tell you it's awesome... I did it... I jerkoff on a dream... dreaming that I'm jerking off.... I did it... I fucked a girl in a dream!"
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"Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake."
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"Dreaming pleasantly is spiritual."
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"Is safety the 'dream' that will kill all of my other 'dreams?' For the truth is, no 'real' dream is safe."
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"World peace, true love, and happily-ever-afters amount to wasted wishes, failed endeavors, and most precious dreams."
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"You want to fly? Find an art and watch it carefully!"
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"I will pursue the dream, no matter how long it takes to fulfil it."
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"I will never give up on my dreams. I have the patient to wait and work hard for its fulfillment."
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"Every dream is a butterfly flying in the garden we call life in search of flowers of success and happiness."
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"Every great dream, meet an opposing views. The certainty within our spirit made the dream reality."
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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."
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"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."
Car


"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
School


"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"
Fire


"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years.""
Time


"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."
Family


"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
Woman


"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
Christian


"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
Dream


"No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick."
Comfort
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