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"Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"One or two of the trips were a bit scary. Soldiers had me at gun point on one trip, locked me in my van all night and escorted me in and out of buildings when I wanted to wash."
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"Dread of night. Dread of not-night."
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"The show is different every night, because I never write a setlist."
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"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch."
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"I'm afraid of the dark, so I have a lot of night-lights."
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"I started working when I was seven and I was working for five dollars a night at the Met."
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"How lovely are the portals of the night, when stars come out to watch the daylight die."
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"You noticed from last night, we only did two from the 80s. And our set's two hours long."
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"The Brooklyn Dodgers had a no hitter last night."
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"With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each story, I am looking forward to covering the stories in the human dimension and impart the passion and visceral reactions the audience seeks."
Experience
"I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now."
Now
"Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white."
Performance
"I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I am passionate for what I do, courageous in the face of peril, honest and straightforward."
Being
"I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous land. But with a Puerto Rican father and a Jewish mother, I would probably be better suited as mayor of New York."
Time
"It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics."
Age
"I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me."
Family
"There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it will have half the population. They may create a sort of Disneyland at the French Quarter for tourists. The rest I don't know."
Reflection
"To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting in the hot sun, when you see these poor people, you cannot help but being compassionate or affected."
Food
"This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important than how it began. However you feel about the war, you have to be compassionate and loving towards our troops."
War
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