"Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on."

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"Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet."

Pam Brown, American Poet

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"The finest inheritance you can give to a child is to allow it to make its own way, completely on its own feet."

Isadora Duncan, American Dancer

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"Frank liked me because I went nuts on the piano using feet, head, whatever I could find to bang on the piano."

George Duke, American Musician

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"I had some surgery on my feet, which has helped my back some."

Merle Haggard, American Musician

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"The plateau of Mexico is 8,000 feet high, and that of Puebla 9,000 feet."

Edward Burnett Tylor, English Scientist

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"A beautiful line of verse has twelve feet, and two wings."

Jules Renard, French Dramatist

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"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"

Lily Tomlin, American Actress

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"I'm really good with fighting with my feet."

Eric Roberts, American Actor

Feet, Fighting

"Once when I was standing at the base, they started rotating the set and a big, heavy wrench fell down from the 12 o'clock position of the set, and got buried in the ground a few feet from me. I could have been killed!"

Marvin Minsky, American Scientist

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"A spirit in my feet said go, and I went."

Matthew Brady, English Criminal

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"Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum."

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"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin."

Man

"We can afford almost any mistake once."

Mistake

"I drink to forget I drink."

Forget

"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty."

Want

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

Diet

"You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough."

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"Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet."

"The finest inheritance you can give to a child is to allow it to make its own way, completely on its own feet."

"Frank liked me because I went nuts on the piano using feet, head, whatever I could find to bang on the piano."

"I had some surgery on my feet, which has helped my back some."

"The plateau of Mexico is 8,000 feet high, and that of Puebla 9,000 feet."

"A beautiful line of verse has twelve feet, and two wings."

"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"

"I'm really good with fighting with my feet."

"Once when I was standing at the base, they started rotating the set and a big, heavy wrench fell down from the 12 o'clock position of the set, and got buried in the ground a few feet from me. I could have been killed!"

"A spirit in my feet said go, and I went."

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"Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum."

"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin."

"We can afford almost any mistake once."

"I drink to forget I drink."

"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty."

"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."

"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."

"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

"You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough."