"Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on."

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"Riding a motorcycle on today's highways, you have to ride in a very defensive manner. You have to be a good rider and you have to have both hands and both feet on the controls at all times."

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"A spirit in my feet said go, and I went."

Matthew Brady, English Criminal

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"I had some surgery on my feet, which has helped my back some."

Merle Haggard, American Musician

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"When I became a mature woman, I put both feet firmly on the side of maturity."

Victoria Principal, American Actress

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"Do I have to use my feet? Can I knock the window out with my head?"

Wendy O. Williams, American Musician

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"There were some super-lean years, yeah. I'm six feet four. And I entered into this period all of a sudden when I was too big to play a kid and I was too young to play an adult. Like, I couldn't play the lawyer, but I couldn't play the high school kid anymore."

Jason Segel, American Actor

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"You're 5 feet nothing, a hundred and nothing."

Charles S. Dutton, American Actor

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"The former measured six feet and an inch in his stockings, and, without a single pound of cumbrous flesh about him, weighed a hundred and eighty. The latter was an inch shorter than his rival, and ten pounds lighter; but he was much the most active of the two."

Augustus Longstreet, American Lawyer

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"When I sing I don't feel like it's me. I feel I am fabulous, like I'm 10 feet tall. I am the greatest. I am the strongest. I am Samson. I'm whoever I want to be."

Cyndi Lauper, American Musician

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"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."

W. C. Fields, American Comedian

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"Riding a motorcycle on today's highways, you have to ride in a very defensive manner. You have to be a good rider and you have to have both hands and both feet on the controls at all times."

"A spirit in my feet said go, and I went."

"I had some surgery on my feet, which has helped my back some."

"When I became a mature woman, I put both feet firmly on the side of maturity."

"Do I have to use my feet? Can I knock the window out with my head?"

"There were some super-lean years, yeah. I'm six feet four. And I entered into this period all of a sudden when I was too big to play a kid and I was too young to play an adult. Like, I couldn't play the lawyer, but I couldn't play the high school kid anymore."

"You're 5 feet nothing, a hundred and nothing."

"The former measured six feet and an inch in his stockings, and, without a single pound of cumbrous flesh about him, weighed a hundred and eighty. The latter was an inch shorter than his rival, and ten pounds lighter; but he was much the most active of the two."

"When I sing I don't feel like it's me. I feel I am fabulous, like I'm 10 feet tall. I am the greatest. I am the strongest. I am Samson. I'm whoever I want to be."

"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler."

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"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."

"I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin."

"There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty."

"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."

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"We can afford almost any mistake once."

"Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum."

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"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty."

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