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"Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on."
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"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."
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"But once we got them on its feet then they run themselves, unless there's corrections you have to make."
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"It's an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet."
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"My husband is someone who's in the real world. It's a big help that I don't have both feet in Hollywood."
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"It's great to be able to have your feet in both worlds. I wouldn't want to be just stuck in one or the other."
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"I used to have six left feet. Now I only have one and a half left feet."
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"Do I have to use my feet? Can I knock the window out with my head?"
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"I just put my feet in the air and move them around."
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"The finest inheritance you can give to a child is to allow it to make its own way, completely on its own feet."
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"On learning to swim: I'm too big to have some woman hold my stomach and say 'Now kick your feet.'"
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"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."
Day
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
Distrust
"Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest."
Friendship
"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
Love
"If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor."
Friendship
"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."
Man
"We can afford almost any mistake once."
Mistake
"Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on."
Feet
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
Diet
"I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points."
Losing
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