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"Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it."
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"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas."

"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."

"I'm here to tell you the coffee was hot, the orange juice was cold, New York's still there and Reagan National is back."

"In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in it, in the evening we had a very thin meat soup with some potatoes in it."
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"Very often I'll find out at the end of a book what I put in at the beginning. A sort of process of elimination and discovery in one."

"Salzburg... is a mountain town with a rushing river running right through the center, everything in the rain various shades of green and brown."

"There's almost always a point in a book where something happens that triggers the rest of the plot."

"Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings."

"I read less of everything now. With only fond memories of others' work, it will be interesting to give my own journal writing a try now."

"Even the handsomest men do not have the same momentary effect on the world as a truly beautiful woman does."

"The Wilmington, Delaware, television station that bills itself as The Family Minded Station is Channel 69."

"It's always fun to walk down the street with or behind a really beautiful woman, for no reason other than to see how the world reacts to them."
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