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"Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it."
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"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."

"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"

"I'm here to tell you the coffee was hot, the orange juice was cold, New York's still there and Reagan National is back."

"In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in it, in the evening we had a very thin meat soup with some potatoes in it."
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"The Wilmington, Delaware, television station that bills itself as The Family Minded Station is Channel 69."

"Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?"

"It's always fun to walk down the street with or behind a really beautiful woman, for no reason other than to see how the world reacts to them."

"Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well."

"There's almost always a point in a book where something happens that triggers the rest of the plot."

"Very often I'll find out at the end of a book what I put in at the beginning. A sort of process of elimination and discovery in one."

"In Poland, my audience is all women between 18 and 30. At U.S. conventions, you have the fantasy and science fiction crowd. At Harvard you have an entirely different audience. It's so schizophrenic."
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