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Steven Wright

"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out."

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"I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out."

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"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out."

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"I don't know what my path is yet. I'm just walking on it."

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"I found it all very scary. This fairytale gets built around you - as if you've been walking through the streets and then Sydney Pollack sees you and goes, 'I'll put you in something!'"

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"I live by a hill. I began walking it and then I began jogging it and then I began sprinting it."

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"Call it walking meditation or a neighborhood stroll; by whatever namesuits you, rediscover the art of meandering."

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"It finally became clear to me that they had no hopes of my ever walking again."

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"I was lusted after walking down the streets of New York."

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"The F.B.I. is about nuts and bolts. It's all about witnesses and procedure and walking the streets."

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"Because you remember Meredith was walking along the highway there and somebody shot him."

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"I like walking on the edge."

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