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"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."
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"Better be alone than in bad company."
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"The most peaceable way for you, if you do take a thief, is, to let him show himself what he is and steal out of your company."
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"This book was company for me - I wrote these things when I was in hotels, far from where I normally live. I never intended to publish it."
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"I don't think the record company is aware of it. Because they just bury my albums and don't release them."
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"A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you."
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"We've played producers almost our entire lives in everything else we've created. But when working on a feature and even dealing with something like Warner Bros. or another production company, or other details that you can worry about - we definitely learned a lot."
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"Do not let any record company disturb your creative flow. You are not writing for the record company. You're writing for the public."
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"If you have a song that you think sounds like another song you should contact the publishing company and say I have a song here, let's cut a deal that lets everyone walk away feeling good."
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"I am not influenced by the techniques or fashions of any other motion picture company."
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"Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
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"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
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"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
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"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
Car
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
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"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
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"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."
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"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side."
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"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
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