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"There is the love and marriage and family kind of happiness, which is exceedingly boring to describe but nonetheless is important to have and dreadful not to have."
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"I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most splendid post, which any human power can give."
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"Live today as if there will be many tomorrows!"
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"Once I got home, though, and saw several packages on my front porch, all the crap from the day disappeared. A few had smiley faces on them. Squealing, I grabbed the boxes. Books were inside-- new release books I'd preordered weeks ago."
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"It's better to develop hobbies and interests than to have ideas about things."
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Personal Development
"I am extremely happy walking on the downs...I like to have space to spread my mind out in."
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"Alcohol does not solve problems but becomes a problem in itself."
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"Goodnight, June."
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"To become vegetarian is to step into the stream which leads to nirvana."
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"Though we eat little flesh and drink no wine,Yet let's be merry; we'll have tea and toast;Custards for supper, and an endless hostOf syllabubs and jellies and mincepies,And other such ladylike luxuries."
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Personal Development
"This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here."
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"All religions must be made child-proof. Our teachers' unions have done good work in this field, K through 12. Delaying first communions and bar mitzvahs until age 21 would be another positive step."
Religion
"Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us."
Government
"There are plenty of problems in the world, and doubtless climate change - or whatever the currently voguish phrase for it all is - certainly is one of them. But it's low on my list."
Awareness
"Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope."
Cows
"If you think health care is expensive now, just wait 'til it's free."
Health
"Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment."
Health
"Seriousness is stupidity sent to college."
College
"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it."
Politics
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."
Woman
"Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."
Will
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