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Robert Anton Wilson

"The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking."

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"The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking."

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Amber Hurdle

"God does not take sides. He is always on the side of the winner."

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"It is not that God's help and presence must still be proved in our life; rather God's presence and help have been demonstrated for us in the life of Jesus Christ. It is in fact more important for us to know what God did to Israel, in God's Son Jesus Christ, than to discover what God intends for us today. The fact that Jesus Christ died is more important than the fact that I will die. And the fact that Jesus Christ was raised from the dead is the sole ground of my hope that I, too, will be raised on the day of judgment."

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Amber Hurdle

"The temptation of Christ was harder, unspeakably harder, than the temptation of Adam; for Adam carried nothing in himself which could have given the tempter a claim and power over him. But Christ bore in himself the whole burden of the flesh, under the curse, under condemnation; and yet his temptation was henceforth to bring help and salvation to all flesh."

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Amber Hurdle

"Paul has no intention to instruct the Christian community about the task and responsibility of government. His entire concern is with the responsibility of the Christian community towards the State."

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"There is no window to look outside.There is no window to look within.Open the doors."

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Amber Hurdle

"I have a serious question.""I will give a serious answer.""Can a god be killed?"The humor drained from Roman's face. "Well, that depends on if you're a pantheist or a Marxist.""What's the difference?""The first believes that divinity is the universe. The two are synonymous and nonexistent without each other. The second believes in anthropocentrism, seeing man in the center of the universe, and god as just an invention of human conscience. Of course, if you follow Nietzsche, you can kill God just by thinking about him."

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Amber Hurdle

"We are torn out of our own existence and set down in the midst of the holy history of God on earth. There God dealt with us, and there he still deals with us, our needs and our sins, in judgment and grace."

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Amber Hurdle

"She was a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he sees what God is Doing, [writes Bokonon]."

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"God is good only when everything is good. When everything is bad, the devil takes control; god reappears when everything is in order once again. That's what my pastor taught me."

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Amber Hurdle

"When God plays chess, you will notice that he never has to move a single piece...in order to win."

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"There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated."
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"It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea."
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"History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim."
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"The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct."
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