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"Masochism is a valuable job skill."
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"I don't very often think I've done a good job. I don't like the majority of what I do. I shouldn't say I don't like it, but I'm not satisfied with almost everything that I do."
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"The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking."
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"Better to just be real. Show up and do your job and be a nice person."
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"Everybody's got a job to do, and I do mine as best I can."
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"Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player."
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"Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!"
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"My job, I think, is the hardest job out of all the judges because I am the only one that is a performer."
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"I'm off at least three or four days a week, so it's a perfect job, really."
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"The more you stay in this kind of job, the more you realize that a public figure, a major public figure, is a lonely man."
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"Writing a book is such a full-time job. If you're away for a few days, you have to start again."
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"We live and we die and anything else is just a delusion."
Mortality
"We don't see a lot of models for male social interaction. There's sports and barn raisings."
Sociology
"We just had a near-life experience!"
Experience
"Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"I say, goodnight.The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin."
Death
"What makes the earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it ought to feel like Heaven."
Philosophy
"I don't want to die without any scars."
Courage
"Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet."
Humor
"Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because you chose to drink coffee from that boot.Because you can do nothing wrong. You are always right. Even when you say, "I'm such an idiot, I'm so wrong..." you're right. You're right about being wrong. You're right even when you're an idiot. No matter how stupid your idea, you're doomed to be right because it's yours."
Self
"Maybe it's just a daughter's job to piss off her mother."
Parenting
"Kids grow up connected to nothing these days, plugged in and living lives boosted to them from other people."
Technology
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