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"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it."
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"The entire lower world was created in the likeness of the higher world. All that exists in the higher world appears like an image in this lower world; yet all this is but One."
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"I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?"
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"But we try to pretend, you see, that the external world exists altogether independently of us."
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"Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world."
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"The world is not black and white. More like black and grey."
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"We need the Chinese to - you know, spend more, save less - consume more and not be so focused on exports. There are big changes we need in the world."
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"I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly."
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"There are few things as seemingly untouched by the real world as a child asleep."
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"Making a million dollars is the simplest thing in the world. Just find a product that sells for $2000 and that you can buy at a cost of $1000, and sell a thousand of them."
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"One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other."
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"Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn't pay for."
Humor
"There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators."
Power
"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."
God
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
Time
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
Psychology
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
Baby
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot."
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