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"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it."
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"Well, hip-hop is what makes the world go around."
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"Nobody should underestimate how much the world changed on the 11th of September 2001."
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"When you're playing, you're playing something for the world to hear."
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"You affect the world by what you browse."
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"What is the world coming to?"
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"I've set no world record."
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"Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world."
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"The problem is no longer that with every pair of hands that comes into the world there comes a hungry stomach. Rather it is that, attached to those hands are sharp elbows."
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"You don't have to leave the world to be holy and grow closer to the Holy One."
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"Where there is Torah it sustains the world."
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"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."
God
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time."
Time
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."
Car
"I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose."
Purpose
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
People
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
Now
"People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do."
Art
"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number."
Argument
"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant."
Friendship
"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."
Thought
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