"Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating."

Humor, Truth, Happiness, Wisdom

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"Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating."

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"I need a new friend. I need a friend, period. Not a true friend, nothing close or share clothes or sleepover giggle giggle yak yak. Just a pseudo-friend, disposable friend. Friend as accessory. Just so I don't feel or look so stupid."

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"I stuff my mouth with old fabric and scream until there are no sounds left under my skin."

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"It doesn't matter where I go, I don't want to be there. And then I get to the next place, and I don't want to be there either."

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